So Bad

Eminem – So Bad Lyrics

Yeah, you feel that baby?

yeah i feel it too

damn, you know, i’m so glad we could spend this time together

see, i’m not as crazy as you thought i was, am i?

[verse 1]

i’m the american dream, i’m the definiton of white trash ballin’,

i’m right back on ‘em, with a (chicka chicka chicka)

i can’t call it, same shit different toilet

oh you got a nice ass darling

can’t wait to get you into my benz, take you for a spin

whatchu mean we aint f--kin’, you take me for a friend

lemme tell you the whole story, of shady’s origin

you’ll be sorry if you slam my mercedes door again

now, it all started with my father

i must’ve got my pimpin genes from him, the way he left my momma

i’m a rolling stone, just like him, word of johnny drama

keep my entourage with me, baby i’m making a promise

there aint nobody as bomb as me, i’m calm as the breeze,

i’m the bee’s knee’s, his legs, and his arms

ima superstar girl, i’m ready for your momma

why you think the only thing i got on is my pajamas?

[chorus]

so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

i guarantee i’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

cause you aint never met nobody like me

and you aint gonna wanna f--k nobody else again

(x2)

[verse 2]

I'm equivalent to a shot of cuervo

first I’ll kiss your navel, work my way down,

baby you can lay down on the table,

but you may wanna find something more stable,

i told you ain't foolin from the gate, this aint the first day of april

but thank you for staying, April

imma make you learn to appreciate me, differenciate me,

from these phony, little fishy and sissy fake g’s,

skip over the huggy bear, and all the kissy face please

initiate phase 3, missy now service me,

take another shot of jager, shake it so nervously,

take your time baby, oh you’re the bomb baby,

oh you’re doing that even better than your mom, lady

i told you why i’m shady, you didnt listen now did you

relax woman, you know that i’m only kiddin with you

got a twisted sense of humor, its warped, but i didnt hit ya

i think you’re finally starting to get the picture, i’m just

[chorus]

so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

i guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

cause you ain't never met nobody like me

and you ain't gonna wanna f--k nobody else again

[Bridge]

i’m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite

i’m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite

i can hold you in the morning, but in the evening i gotta go

cause i’m on to the next girl, and the next girl i kinda like oh oh oh

[verse 3]

i got you caught up in the RAPTURE

make you recap the feelings you had for your last boyfriend, before he slapped ya

you never wanted someone so bad, ya

sweatin, but if i’m what you wanted why’d you panic when i grabbed ya

girl dont be so frantic i’m just a hopeless romantic,

dont try to fight the feeling of somethin thats so organic,

you can’t ignore it, so dont just stand before it,

just drop them panties to the floor, let’s get to camcordin’,

damn shawty i told you this was bound to happen,

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soon as you wrote your number on the napkin, i was bound to work a number on your back

and throw your spine out of alignment,

my love has got you so blind that you couldnt pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup

so stop at the store pick a pint up

lets get the pineapple schnapps going,

no one will knock as long as i hang a sign up sayin dont disturb,

shawty i’m so superb, i say the right things, dont i speak the dopest words?

[chorus]

so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

i guarantee i’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

cause you aint never met nobody like me

and you aint gonna wanna f--k nobody else again

(x2)

[Bridge]

i’m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite

i’m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite

i can hold you in the morning, but in the evening i gotta go

cause i’m on to the next girl, and the next girl i kinda like oh oh oh

[chorus]

so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

i guarantee i’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

cause you aint ever met nobody like me

and you aint gonna wanna f--k nobody else again

(x2)

[End]